This exists:



XBLA exists.
Shit indie PC games exist.
Android phones exist.

I'm with Tempy. I don't know why you'd pay up front for something that doesn't exist, and might be utter utter shite.

I get it for some projects. Games in particular.

Pebble also.

But hardware? I'm with g on this one.

I have no idea how they intend to make a multiple-ten-thousand unit run on under a mil, and also the photoshopping on that controller... one of the buttons is slightly off and its really bugging me and looks totally amateurish so yeah i'm open to the idea it could evaporate in a whoomph of crude theatrical smoke

But if it's real i'll probably buy one, if nothing more than something under a hundred quid to tinker with nerdily

SHITE

LazyGunn wrote:

You don't think a system for amateurs to self publish digital games to an under the TV console compares to Ouya. Right O. Sorry, what exactly to you think Ouya is?

Every time I get into a debate with you it ends up like this, Mod.

Yes, I ask you to stop talking shit and you say you don't want to talk to me anymore.

EDIT: or anyone else, apparently.

LazyGunn wrote:

...if it's real...

If you can keep your head when all about you 
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can invest in a console called Ouya
And watch as your money goes up in smoke,
And turn to look at those pointing and laughing,
And concede that the idea was always a joke,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a man, my son!

4 circle buttons?

They'd be better off letting you use an XBox controller. That controller looks horrible. Slippy, too.

That's surely not the real thing.  Surely.

LazyGunn wrote:

you're still the class twat adkm, nice try though

Friendly.  

Must represent their design though.

Some forum members were dazzled by the new technology.

The founder / face of Ouya is fuck ugly also.

Ugly people isn't really a problem. Neither of the two people willing to put their name on it being electrical or software engineers might be.

I wanted to punch her when she said. "I've been working in video games for a long time." Who the fuck is she to qualify what a long time is? And why the fuck does she have to sound so patronising. Anyway lucky the 1LTPC guy is involved.

Starting to smell a bit off, certainly.