Gods & Monsters: The Prometheus Thread (Mahooosive Spoilers!)
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  • g.man wrote:
    I have started reading that Jesus Built My Hotrod thang that Reg linked to. It's rather long and poorly written, so I shall return to it later. Smacked of geekboy blathering. ringadingdingmydangadonglinglong g.man

    The g in g.man stands for Gibbytronix amirite?

    Made my day with that post g. I shall now spend the afternoon listening to Al and co.
  • The thing that upsets me most about this film is that I hate Idris Elba now because of it.
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  • Just finished reading that Jesus theory thang that reg posted. While there is clearly a tiny amount of truth compared to some of the symbolism in the film, , the whole piece reeks of fail. There's nothing worse than Internet fangeeks taking the germ of an idea and batting it clean out the park. Just once it would be nice to read a piece where the author concludes that while there's a bit of religious symbolism in this film it's still an incoherent mess.

    fucking Lost

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    Red Letter Media now have a pretty good review of Prometheus up.
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    Also: A pretty good close up of what this guy was turning into. Nice smile too.

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    It's a bit like Lost where they have created theories to cover what are blatantly plot holes. Let the fans do the work.
  • BUT WHY?

    Overall I did enjoy the film, and a lot of the things I personally moaned about can be expended upon and answered in a sequel.  What were the Engineers running from?  Why did they record everything?  Well, maybe they were just told to record everything (we do in my job!), and no-one complained that we didn't know what the Engineer in Alien was doing when he was flying about with a stack of alien eggs.

    But the total lack of consistency about the black goo irritates still.  I suppose it could have eventually done to Holloway what it did to Fifield, but I don't see how that helped it propagate at all.  If it wanted to get stuff into wombs to explode out as squid monsters like with Shaw, why did turning Fifield into a monster have any effect; especially when he killed the forgettable Scottish doctor.  

    There should have been some structure to the way it tried to propagate.  Turn worms into snakes that go into people's stomachs, no problem; unlike the Alien face huggers, it looks like it kills its host, as the Engineer at the end seemed dead when the alien popped out of him.  

    Maybe it just has random effects, but I can't agree with that as a good method of storytelling. And that utter bollocks in the interview that talking about "what does the black goo do?" is the same as talking about whether or not Deckard was a replicant?  NOT the same, nowhere near as subtle, and basically total crap.
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    In regards to the black goo it just seems like a biological weapon made by the Engineers for some purpose. Could be they warred amongst themselves in the same fashion humans do and that's how they fought their wars rather than with guns and similar weapons? A potent mutagen that has different effects depending on what it comes into contact with.

    It's a reasonable explanation I think. It could also be that the Engineer's toy with things that go wrong or develop in unforseen circumstances alot. Like how humanity ended up. The human race could have been planted as a seed to be used as weapons (hosts perhaps) in thousands of years to come.
  • The film definitely drives you down the road of thinking it's a weapon, and the sole living Engineer was going to pop off to Earth and distribute it liberally around.  Which is fine.  If it was a blob of Alien alien DNA, then that would make sense too, as whatever it mixes with produces some sort of alien form (mix with worms, get killer snakes, mix with human female, get squid monster, mix with Engineer, produce Alien alien).

    But 3 genetically-identical people are exposed to it; 2 by ingesting it, one by falling in it.  I guess maybe it sent Fifield mad because he was only rubbed in it rather than it getting inside him, and the deconstruction we saw in the Engineer at the start would have been mimicked by Holloway, but it took longer because it was designed for Engineers rather than humans?

    This still doesn't mesh that well with it being used as something for good in the opening sequence.
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  • Elmlea wrote:
    This still doesn't mesh that well with it being used as something for good in the opening sequence.

    Atomic energy can be used as power, or as a weapon.

    One would imagne the goo was a similar discovery.

    They find a way of seeding life via this wierd goo stuff. It might not even be their invention, it might be something they found, hence the murals of worshi.

    Then some radicals weaponise it.
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    FINALLY. I GOT THERE BEFORE TEMPY. FUCK OFF TEMPY.

    EDIT - FUCK SAKE TEMPY BUMP
  • I AGREE WITH REG.
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  • I agree with Tempy, he's a great whosit whatnow
  • Tempy wrote:
    Elmlea wrote:
    This still doesn't mesh that well with it being used as something for good in the opening sequence.
    Atomic energy can be used as power, or as a weapon. One would imagne the goo was a similar discovery. They find a way of seeding life via this wierd goo stuff. It might not even be their invention, it might be something they found, hence the murals of worshi. Then some radicals weaponise it.

    Aw, that's just a cop-out answer.  Nuclear energy can indeed heat water to provide electricity, or in an uncontrolled way can produce an enormous explosion.  But those are 2 distinct different mechanisms of action; doing the same thing to a block of uranium doesn't sometimes produce an explosion and sometimes produce energy.  Doing the same thing to the black liquid, however, produces different results.
  • Maybe they did do something different, who am I the writing cast of Prometheus?

    No, Ridley wants us all to speculate. And we have, for MANY POSTS

    I made a far more interesting boardgame thread, GO THERE.
  • Ok, I've just read something that suggests that Fifield is killed by the acid that the killer snake produces when he tries to cut it off Milburn's arm.  His corpse lands in the black goo, and the resulting monster zombie thing is due to the fact that he was already dead; if he were alive, he'd have suffered the same fate as Holloway and the original Engineer at the start.

    I can get behind that.  I'm convinced Holloway was undergoing the same DNA-level deconstruction as the Engineer at the start as well, so the only thing I don't understand is how the "life giving" stuff Scott's spoken about the start being about fits in with the other stuff this thing does.

    Maybe that Engineer at the start wasn't trying to seed life in a nice way; maybe that was some random planet and he was going to destroy it.  The DNA he releases could be nasty alien stuff, after all, in the same way that Holloway put nasty alien DNA into Shaw?
  • Tempy wrote:
    Maybe they did do something different, who am I the writing cast of Prometheus? No, Ridley wants us all to speculate. And we have, for MANY POSTS I made a far more interesting boardgame thread, GO THERE.

    Shush Tempy.  There's a difference between some interesting up-for-discussion points like whether or not Deckard's a replicant or where the Space Jockey from Alien was going with his eggs.  

    If this is an attempt to engender discussion then it's a coarse, irritating way to do it, by deliberately making the black stuff do different things.
  • Elmlea wrote:
    Tempy wrote:
    Maybe they did do something different, who am I the writing cast of Prometheus? No, Ridley wants us all to speculate. And we have, for MANY POSTS I made a far more interesting boardgame thread, GO THERE.

    Shush Tempy.  There's a difference between some interesting up-for-discussion points like whether or not Deckard's a replicant or where the Space Jockey from Alien was going with his eggs.  

    If this is an attempt to engender discussion then it's a coarse, irritating way to do it, by deliberately making the black stuff do different things.

    Don't make me an enemy, I agree with you!
  • Also, why did they think that the Engineers created humanity?  I must have missed that particular leap.

    At least I found an excuse for Guy Pearce playing a block 2.5 times his age.  The scene where David talks to him in secret then admits to Vickers that he said "try harder" was him conversing with Weyland in his dreams.  Originally, they were going to have him appear in his dream and show you a young Weyland played by current Guy Pearce, but then thought it was best to only show one side of the conversation.

    Director's cut, plx.
  • Elmlea wrote:
    BUT WHY? Overall I did enjoy the film, and a lot of the things I personally moaned about can be expended upon and answered in a sequel.  What were the Engineers running from?  Why did they record everything?  Well, maybe they were just told to record everything (we do in my job!), and no-one complained that we didn't know what the Engineer in Alien was doing when he was flying about with a stack of alien eggs.

    I think the Engineers were running from a xenomorph outbreak.  The Engineer in Alien wasn't flying about with a stack of eggs, that ship was the site of another outbreak - but a more recent one than in Prometheus, which is why the eggs were still around.  The Alien Engineer was probably trying to get off the planet when he started feeling a bit funny.  If the Prometheus had got there a few thousand years earlier they may have also found an infested planet like the crew of the Nostromo did.
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  • So the 'space jockey' we see in Alien, ain't the same bloke we see in Prome then?

    Saw it last night.  Very average.  And as for the 3D effects - pah!  Tonnes of missed opportunities.  Why don't we get to see the holo-recording Engineers running into the audience type-of-thing?

    First 3D film I've ever seen, so I've got nothing to compare it too - but would it of mattered much that I had to wear my ordinary specs underneath my 3D bins??
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  • Alien was set on a different planet.
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    As you were all expecting, there's half an hour more.
  • Good call in the comments section on Peter Weyland/ Guy Pierce looking like Lo Pan from Big Trouble in Little China.
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  • I have now seen this.  I had avoided reading anything about it beforehand, and had avoided this thread.  Just skimmed it just now.  Glad I'm not alone.

    I'm frankly astonished that anyone has anything good to say about this film.  Utter fucking bilge from beginning to end.  Sorry, I'll take that back, Fasbender phoned in a reasonable performance.  Everything else is fucking rotten to the core.

    You don't have to be a nerdy pedantic fanboy to see that the plot doesn't hold water, to hear that the the script is limp beyond belief, and to squirm in embarrassment at the acting.  As for how it looks, meh.  I've seen CG croissants before, I'm sure I'll see CG croissants again.

    I want my tenner back.
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    The more I look at the mutated geologist the more I see Ridley Scott's face.
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    Screw you moany fucks.  I enjoyed it.
    Get schwifty.

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