Movie Record 2022 Edition
  • And it didn't explain how The Riddler got hold of John Doe's notebooks.
  • The note books informed Batman that the ramp would drop via walkie talkie from The Riddler's house as a favour after Bruce dropped them off.
  • They should've had Pattinson throw up on the subway guy who asks him who (the hell) he's supposed to be at the beginning (even though I thought the whole point of that bit was to explain that all the baddies are aware of/scared of Batman).
  • I quite liked Batman but I thought one of the weaker elements was the police procedural side of it. Just wasn't as engaging a mystery as it needed to be. Plus whichever company did the trailer should be banned from making trailers ever again. Literally showed scenes from near the end in the first teaser as well as clips from every action sequence, which for a movie that unfolds as it fits along means you know how certain things are going to play out when you watch it. Mind boggling.


    150. The Green Knight
    A rewatch because it kind of is Christmas movie. Still really great. Beautifully shot and acted and designed and just a nicely told story.
    [8]
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    99. Judas and the Black Messiah
    Drama based on true events of Hoover and his feds’ persecution of Black Panther leader Fred Hampton.
    It’s incredibly well portrayed with Kaluuya and Stanfield on superb form, and great support across the board. I wasn’t familiar with Hampton so it was an eye opening piece and despite knowing some of the dark shit government agencies were doing to suppress civil rights movements, it was still rightly disturbing to see how this unfolded. 
    A thoroughly engrossing watch, only slightly letdown by feeling a bit too shallow on character at times for me. Absolutely worth your time though. [8]
  • Glass Onion
    Daniel Craig’s the ringmaster, but Janelle Monae is the star, bossing it over a cast of a hundred cameos. It’s not as good as Knives Out, but it is amusing anyway.
  • 81. The Muppets Christmas Carole
    I mean, it's just the best Christmas film isn't it? Brilliantly accurate telling of the Dickens classic. 10

    82. Knives Out: Glass Onion
    Ludicrously brilliant cast try to out shithead each other in a fantastically written, labyrinthine who-dunnit whilst Uber-southern gentleman detective Foghorn Leghorn solves the case in a hugely entertaining manner. Loved it. 9

    83. Come True
    Complete mind fuck in which an insomniac girl signs up for a sleep trial, only to descend into her own mind, dreams and psychosis. Absolutely nuts. 9
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    Raz will love you for the last review. Great film, terrible ending.
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    Anyhoo:

    Glass Onion - Absolute shit, obvious, dull. Loved the smell of its own farts, some awful performances (Norton in particular was shite, as was Batista). Adored the first, found it tight and entertaining, but this is just callback Easter egg ridiculously over the top silly crap. Daniel Craig is great and is the only sole purpose to bother with it.

    Been looking forward to it too but oh boy.

    [3]
  • Amsterdam
    An ensemble piece led by Christian Bale and Margot Robbie with a stellar back-up cast and some top-flight cameos. Made by the bloke behind American Hustle and it lands somewhere between that and Oh Brother Where Art Thou. It’s kooky. I can’t think of a better word. Kooky. Set between the World Wars, with some bad luck putting three friends in the wrong place at the wrong time and ratcheting up to a based-on-real-history attempt to launch National Socialism in the US.
  • Raz will love you for the last review. Great film, terrible ending.

    Yeah I wasn't 100% on the ending either. Not so much the idea of it, just sloppy execution of it. But the rest of it makes up for that. 10 creepy walking simulators out of 10
  • Raz will love you for the last review. Great film, terrible ending.

    Ending is fine, the rest of the film racks up masses of 'go with it' points.
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    I saw the Raz signal and came as soon as I could. The ending to Come True is fine. The fun part is trying to work out where in the story that pivotal moment occurs.
    Get schwifty.
  • 151. Glass Onion
    I had fun with this but felt all the cameos that littered the early part of the film made it feel fairly smug and I think I liked the smaller or simpler feel of the first one. The main middle mystery part was the funnest part I thought.
    [7]
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    Resurrection

    Been meaning to watch this for a while.

    Rebecca Hall gives the best performance ive seen in many a year. Tim Roth is wonderfully nasty and creepy and real.

    She is a fairly successful women, daughter who is about to turn 18. Then she spots Roth and anxiety, paranoia, fear set in.

    How and why more don't know or speak about this I'm not sure. It's a fantastic film.

    Ending ten minutes reminds me of one other horror classic.

    What a film. It is horror, but more so for its atmosphere and certain content.

    [9]
  • Ooh sounds good. Hopefully will come to NetPrimeDis soon so I can watch it.
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  • 152. Resurrection
    Very good little indie thriller lead by the always amazing Rebecca Hall. She really deserves more kudos.
    [8]
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    That last five minutes though lad
  • 84. Top Gun: Maverick
    Went into this with very low expectations as I think the first one is one of the most overrated films of the 1980s. It's a bad, bad film. This though was absolutely superb - rollicking good fun with incredible aerial photography and action and enough cheese to start a fondue company. 9
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  • The Lost City
    Light entertainment. A budget Indiana Jones with Channing Tatum, Brad Pitt and Sandra Bullock’s immobile botox face. It does have a few genuine laughs, thankfully.
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    Sudden Impact A Dirty Harry film from 1983. Produced and Directed by Eastwood it's not as slick as the other entries. Perhaps because Eastwood was finding his way and maybe also because he was still besotted with Sondra Locke who stars in this.  Caught it on TV last night. Passed a hour or so....Go Ahead, make by day.   :)
    Holding the wrong end of the stick since 2009.
  • 85. Ghostbusters 2
    Hadn't seen this since it was first released, because I didn't like it at the time as it was so obviously inferior to the original. However, this isn't as actively bad as I remember it being - there's some pretty funny stuff in there but also a fair amount of cringe, including some scenes in which Sigourney Weaver appears in various states of undress for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Very odd. Some of the music is absolutely horrific too - the worst of the 80s from terrible novelty rap to ghastly synth-soul. 6
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  • It's the one I've seen most. It being shitter meant it was probably cheaper for ITV to pick up and show back in the day.
    I've never disliked it really, it's not as good as the original but not bad. I think we have since seen what a truly bad Ghostbusters sequel can be.
  • 60. Glass Onion - 26/12
    I enjoyed this, Craig plays a brilliant character. It was all a bit too obvious though for a murder mystery, and the final act was a weaker than the rest of the film, but overall it does the job and does it well.
    [7]

    61. The Banshees of Inisherin - 27/12
    Another cracker from Martin McDonagh. Gleeson and Farrell are brilliant and the supporting cast are great too. Ireland is shot beautifully and the music is wonderful. Witty and melancholic, funny and sad and somewhat ambiguous, it’s a great piece of cinema.
    [8]

    62. John Wick - 27/12
    Pure unadulterated action fun is presumably all that this sets out to do and it does with punch and oomph and style galore.
    [7]
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  • Also in the never got the hate camp for GB2. It's not as good as the original but it's pretty good fun. Nowhere near the drop off you got with Robocop or Turtles anyway.
  • That last five minutes though lad

    Yeah, do love a film that ends on a crescendo.
  • Moot_Geeza wrote:
    Also in the never got the hate camp for GB2. It's not as good as the original but it's pretty good fun. Nowhere near the drop off you got with Robocop or Turtles anyway.
    Yeah, my review there doesn't get across how much I actually enjoyed it. It was a decent and undemanding watch.
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  • 153. Banshees of Inirsherin
    He's rather good at writing a fillum oh yes he is. I think it's a testament to his ability to come up with compelling new stories that means his style never feels redone with each new project even though it they hit similar beats in terms of tone swings.
    [9]
  • Gremill wrote:
    Moot_Geeza wrote:
    Also in the never got the hate camp for GB2. It's not as good as the original but it's pretty good fun. Nowhere near the drop off you got with Robocop or Turtles anyway.
    Yeah, my review there doesn't get across how much I actually enjoyed it. It was a decent and undemanding watch.

    Gremlins 2 is the best underrated sequel.
  • While I'm on the subject of underappreciated second films, why does Temple of Doom get the scofflol treatment so often? It was absolutely amazing when we were young enough to call ourselves the target audience.

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