equinox_code wrote:I want a lighthearted farm management type game that inevitably turns dark, as competition, greed and a desire to progress coax the player into cramming greater numbers of animals into smaller spaces, sidestepping welfare protocols, driving down staff wages, and just generally being a cunt. So what starts out as a small, family run business with free range animals, each known by name and looked after from birth until death, gradually transforms into Bernard Matthews battery chicken farm nightmare, with vast warehouses decked out with the latest 3D-printed cages, each tailored to the contours of the animal, slotted together like Tetris blocks, piled high, with a brutal [dis]assembly line of an abettoir, where the 'optimum' build is about processing time rather than welfare. calves, chicks and piglets are separated from their mothers at birth, because it makes economic sense. male chicks go in the grinder, because what else can you afford to do with them. pump the severed chicken tits with water because everyone else is doing it. poor quality feed will eventually prevail because that money comes out of your pocket and Tesco have decided they won't pay over 6p per egg from the next quarter. stick a picture of a smiling chicken on your box of a dozen eggs for 2% extra profit.
basically it should just accurately convey the realities of modern livestock farming (apart from the 3d printed cages thing which I presume doesn't exist). make it depressing as fuck, hopefully enough to turn people vegetarian. give people something to think about
Sadly I think it'd be a hard sell to any publisher, unless peta get involved.
acemuzzy wrote:https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/norman-reedus-claims-death-stranding-2-is-in-early-development/GurtTractor wrote:Kojima Kojima Kojima.
Sounds like a more advanced version of something you'd get from Molleindustria. Try McDonald's Videogame or Phone Story.equinox_code wrote:I want a lighthearted farm management type game that inevitably turns dark, as competition, greed and a desire to progress coax the player into cramming greater numbers of animals into smaller spaces, sidestepping welfare protocols, driving down staff wages, and just generally being a cunt. So what starts out as a small, family run business with free range animals, each known by name and looked after from birth until death, gradually transforms into Bernard Matthews battery chicken farm nightmare, with vast warehouses decked out with the latest 3D-printed cages, each tailored to the contours of the animal, slotted together like Tetris blocks, piled high, with a brutal [dis]assembly line of an abettoir, where the 'optimum' build is about processing time rather than welfare. calves, chicks and piglets are separated from their mothers at birth, because it makes economic sense. male chicks go in the grinder, because what else can you afford to do with them. pump the severed chicken tits with water because everyone else is doing it. poor quality feed will eventually prevail because that money comes out of your pocket and Tesco have decided they won't pay over 6p per egg from the next quarter. stick a picture of a smiling chicken on your box of a dozen eggs for 2% extra profit. basically it should just accurately convey the realities of modern livestock farming (apart from the 3d printed cages thing which I presume doesn't exist). make it depressing as fuck, hopefully enough to turn people vegetarian. give people something to think about Sadly I think it'd be a hard sell to any publisher, unless peta get involved.
Minnesänger wrote:Now EA Skate featuring NFTs and new Ultimate Board mode.
equinox_code wrote:I want a lighthearted farm management type game that inevitably turns dark, as competition, greed and a desire to progress coax the player into cramming greater numbers of animals into smaller spaces, sidestepping welfare protocols, driving down staff wages, and just generally being a cunt. So what starts out as a small, family run business with free range animals, each known by name and looked after from birth until death, gradually transforms into Bernard Matthews battery chicken farm nightmare, with vast warehouses decked out with the latest 3D-printed cages, each tailored to the contours of the animal, slotted together like Tetris blocks, piled high, with a brutal [dis]assembly line of an abettoir, where the 'optimum' build is about processing time rather than welfare. calves, chicks and piglets are separated from their mothers at birth, because it makes economic sense. male chicks go in the grinder, because what else can you afford to do with them. pump the severed chicken tits with water because everyone else is doing it. poor quality feed will eventually prevail because that money comes out of your pocket and Tesco have decided they won't pay over 6p per egg from the next quarter. stick a picture of a smiling chicken on your box of a dozen eggs for 2% extra profit. basically it should just accurately convey the realities of modern livestock farming (apart from the 3d printed cages thing which I presume doesn't exist). make it depressing as fuck, hopefully enough to turn people vegetarian. give people something to think about Sadly I think it'd be a hard sell to any publisher, unless peta get involved.
afgavinstan wrote:A new Outrun, or a Jet Set Radio, or Capcom remastering Power Stone. Of course.
Forza gameplay and date too please. Though I'm scared the lack of announcements on the Horizon expansions (that many have already paid for) means there'll be nothing of Motorsport and an announce of one of the expansions.
Minkymu wrote:I would like Nintendo to left field everyone and bring out a new Gameboy.
Small, cheap and basic. Yes please. Like a playdate but Ninty
Or if this isn't possible a new Switch lite, 30% smaller but with an OLED screen and a decent gameboy emulation store
Yossarian wrote:Solid post. Reg: get that in the OP.
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