Perhaps it was less than 100ml of dog.Yossarian wrote:Maybe she had the dog in a clear plastic bag.
That's probably the place i've been out most in Liverpool and i've never seen any trouble there. Something must have happened though because they now scan IDs of everyone before you go in...pantyfire wrote:I used to frequent the Krazyhouse in Liverpool years back
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Excellent bouncers there.
beano wrote:Best was Krakow, a few years back. Guy took took my passport then looked up at me. "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR HAHAHAHAHA." Fucking genius.
Just to clarify, I wasn't saying bouncers are scummy, I was saying this was my experience with scummy bouncers.beano wrote:The best doormen have always used bouncing to supplement their income, from full time students to professional body builders and martial arts senseii's via community volunteers. Some of the most interesting and intelligent people I'd met have be doormen.
Fentonizer wrote:I wrote this recently. It probably could go in here. http://asismywant.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/the-outlaws-of-poor-grammar.html
Fentonizer wrote:I wrote this recently. It probably could go in here. http://asismywant.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/the-outlaws-of-poor-grammar.html
Q wrote:Which range of hills is known as the 'backbone of England'?
A wrote:The Andes
Q wrote:Who became Deputy Prime Minister after the 2010 General Election?
A wrote:errrm, I don't know - this will have to be a complete stab in the dark... Ed Milliband?
adkm1979 wrote:Taxi drivers. Bus drivers. Couriers.
LarryDavid wrote:Girl in front of me in HMV queue talking to her mate about her new boyfriend. "He shagged my best mate before me actually. Well, he shagged her Mum before her, then her" Friend: "Her Mum?" "Yeah, I know ... but that's what it's like where we're from. He's shagged half the town really" Friend: "Is he a keeper then?" "Too early to say yet, but I've got a good feeling about him" I was so tempted to butt in and ask her if this great new catch of hers was generally seen sporting a white shirt around the village. The pattern of behaviour seemed very familiar. I can't lie, I didn't see the 'is he a keeper?' question coming. Although girls love dem bad boys.
Stopharage wrote:One of them said to the young and attractive teaching assistant who was helping out 'Miss, you know it's the end of the world on Friday? Well I don't wanna end up a virgin, so could you assist me with that?" I have little faith in senior management to do anything about the complaint she's now going to make.
Dark Soldier wrote:Sorry, but that kids a don.Stopharage wrote:One of them said to the young and attractive teaching assistant who was helping out 'Miss, you know it's the end of the world on Friday? Well I don't wanna end up a virgin, so could you assist me with that?" I have little faith in senior management to do anything about the complaint she's now going to make.
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