Poker Badgers, let's do this (noobs without addictive personalities welcome).
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Good games all, shame Gonzo came last but it was to be expected I suppose. -
I always like reading back through the log...
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:34 The player Gonz quits the game with a stack of 0.[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:34 -- ending hand #59 --[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:34 Gonz shows a A♦, 8♣.[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:34 Muzz collected 10692 from pot with Pair, 9's (combination: 9♣, 9♦, A♣, 10♣, 7♦)[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:34 Muzz shows a 9♣, A♣.[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:34 Muzz calls 2946[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:34 Gonz bets 2946 and go all in[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:34 Muzz checks[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:34 River: 9♦, 10♣, 2♦, 5♣ [7♦][/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:34 Gonz calls 1200[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:34 Muzz bets 1200[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:34 Turn: 9♦, 10♣, 2♦ [5♣][/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 Gonz calls 600[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 Muzz bets 600[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 Flop: [9♦, 10♣, 2♦][/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 Gonz calls 600[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 Muzz raises to 600[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 Erin folds[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 Yoss folds[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 Funk folds[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 Gonz posts a big blind of 200[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 Muzz posts a small blind of 100[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 Your hand is 9♣, A♣[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 Player stacks: #1 Muzz (6978) | #2 Gonz (5346) | #3 Funk (2046) | #8 Yoss (2340) | #10 Erin (1290)[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 -- starting hand #59 (No Limit Texas Hold'em) (dealer: Erin) --[/font] -
If only he had some measure of self control
Congrats to the Muzzinator, taking no prisoners tonight after the early Hodge ambush
1. Muzzy = £50
2. Goobs = £30
3. Yoss = £20
Pot was £100 (Funk, Gonz, Yoss x 2, Muzz x 2, Goobs x 2, Hodge x 2) [is that correct?]
Yoss is sqaure
I'll chuck Goobs a tenner
Gonz chucks Muzz a tenner, Hodge sends him £20 -
I think there was only £90 in, cos Yoss's rebuy was just him moving seats...
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That was a - EV call, nowt to brag aboutm8acemuzzy wrote:I always like reading back through the log...
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:34 The player Gonz quits the game with a stack of 0.[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:34 -- ending hand #59 --[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:34 Gonz shows a A♦, 8♣.[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:34 Muzz collected 10692 from pot with Pair, 9's (combination: 9♣, 9♦, A♣, 10♣, 7♦)[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:34 Muzz shows a 9♣, A♣.[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:34 Muzz calls 2946[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:34 Gonz bets 2946 and go all in[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:34 Muzz checks[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:34 River: 9♦, 10♣, 2♦, 5♣ [7♦][/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:34 Gonz calls 1200[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:34 Muzz bets 1200[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:34 Turn: 9♦, 10♣, 2♦ [5♣][/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 Gonz calls 600[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 Muzz bets 600[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 Flop: [9♦, 10♣, 2♦][/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 Gonz calls 600[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 Muzz raises to 600[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 Erin folds[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 Yoss folds[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 Funk folds[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 Gonz posts a big blind of 200[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 Muzz posts a small blind of 100[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 Your hand is 9♣, A♣[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 Player stacks: #1 Muzz (6978) | #2 Gonz (5346) | #3 Funk (2046) | #8 Yoss (2340) | #10 Erin (1290)[/font]
[font=Mulish, sans-serif]22:33 -- starting hand #59 (No Limit Texas Hold'em) (dealer: Erin) --[/font]
Don't wank. Zinc in your sperms -
Thanks for the game guys. Slight baptism of fire but I think I have Muzzy sussed now after him giving me a false sense of security early on. Next time!![quote=Skerret]Unless someone very obviously insults your loved ones with intent, take nothing here seriously.[/quote] -
I didn’t rebuy, but whatever it works out to, chuck it in the Covid fund.
Enjoyed it despite my mostly terrible cards, cheers for the game. -
Yossarian wrote:chuck it in the Covid fund.
Yes to this (for my bit anyway!).
And yes, enjoyed it. The cream always rises, innit. -
The most important lesson you'll ever learn from the culinary arts is that it's the cream and the scum that always rise to the top!!
Your card is marked now, we're on to you!
Cheers again for the game guys, someone let me know what I need to do next.[quote=Skerret]Unless someone very obviously insults your loved ones with intent, take nothing here seriously.[/quote] -
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So £10 per buy-in (ie 20 for me) to the covid fund?[quote=Skerret]Unless someone very obviously insults your loved ones with intent, take nothing here seriously.[/quote]
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Er kids got in the way of sorting this sorry
so pot was £90, we agreed 50%, 30%, 20% split BUT that's shonky so how's £45 for winner, £30 second and £15 third?
If OK, it means:
Muzz gets £45 - £20 = £25
Goobs gets £30 - £20 = £10
Yoss gets £15 - £10 = £5
Gonz owes £10, I owe £10, Hodge owes £20
So:
Gonz pays Goobs £10 (via covid fund)
Hodge has paid £20 to Muzzy (via fund, already done)
I pay £5 to Muzzy and £5 to Yoss (via fund, already done)
Thanks for game, wasn't really on it (was distracted by hunger and thirst) but keen for another one soon please -
Thanks for sorting that out. I expect that my extra fiver in the Covid fund will make all the difference to someone.
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I still haven't paid. It's not because I've forgotten, I'm still on tilt is allDon't wank. Zinc in your sperms
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The probability of the coin toss landing on heads is 50%, which is an evens bet, or 2.0 in decimal terms via bet365 registracija. Were a bookmaker to offer you those odds then after an infinite number of bets placed on heads you will be right back where you started. No win, no loss.SpaceGazelle wrote:Muzzy won wtf? -
Just had my first IRL game in yonks. Was great. Didn't have too much tbh, took out 6th-9th in one hand for a decent chip lead but then nothing, lost to AA heads up - but just nice to be playing in the flesh not online.
I just got nobody had COVID... -
I'm in the pub playing poker. Happy days.
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Fuck me lost to the same cunt A6 Vs A2 and then AK Vs AQ. Unbelievable.
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Who's up for a poker night? Since the last one, not a single day has gone without me thinking about Muzzy busting me.Don't wank. Zinc in your sperms
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Why not? Don't think I've played a game since our last one though.[quote=Skerret]Unless someone very obviously insults your loved ones with intent, take nothing here seriously.[/quote]
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I played last night for the first time in a while, as it happens.
It did not go well. So ahem yes I have losses to recoup... -
I'd be up for a game.
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If it needs to be a Friday, I can’t do the next couple cos Easter holidays but after that quite free
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First IRL game for a while. Managed the lowball straight flush, on the river. Glorious.
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And someone else flopped quads on the second hand. Ridic.
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