monkey wrote:This is a mess already.
monkey wrote:This is a mess already.
Kow wrote:Is this the sequel to Disco Elysium?
Skerret wrote:Meanwhile, back at the distillery, Pete and Issaquah had discovered the source of the dreadful odour
Dark Soldier wrote:Skerret wrote:Meanwhile, back at the distillery, Pete and Issaquah had discovered the source of the dreadful odour
The odour appears to have stemmed from an anabolically induced monkey which has been gallivanting around the distillery spraying piss deposits in some form of alpha primate ownership ritual.
Quite how this monkey both came to be in the distillery, or pumped to the nut with steroids is yet to be discovered.
Minnesänger wrote:Issaquah thought back to his time in the french foreign legion. They had encountered a sick bastard they named “The Fauna Fiddler” who was known for performing sick experiments on jungle wildlife. Lynx on butterflies, so when they flapped about, the whole are smelled like an after-school disco. Mascara on snakes. Chastity cages on hippos. Abuse shaved onto the side of a gorilla’s head calling it a “Dumb, chimp fuck”. Was The Fauna Fiddler back? They never did catch him...The odour appears to have stemmed from an anabolically induced monkey which has been gallivanting around the distillery spraying piss deposits in some form of alpha primate ownership ritual. Quite how this monkey both came to be in the distillery, or pumped to the nut with steroids is yet to be discovered.Meanwhile, back at the distillery, Pete and Issaquah had discovered the source of the dreadful odour
It looks like you're new here. If you want to get involved, click one of these buttons!