Blinded by the bucket, the maiden trips onto her knees as you re-enter the cave. There is a gaping cavern in front of you, out of which comes the smell of methane. A kow moos below you.
You jump off the waterfall and give the kow the chicken. The kow gives you a golden bean in return. A red laser appears on the cows nose. You see a hut to the south.
The bean bounces off the window and lands in some manure. It quickly sprouts, and within seconds is higher than the trees. The kow nibbles the beanstalk and it falls over.
This has got out of hand, the maiden is dead, she was ropey anyway, nice body and that but the greasy bucket over her face was an improvement.
Head towards the hut hoping for clues as to why I keep going back to this fucking cave, trade Kow for clues. There has been a mix up, this isn't clues it's Clue the 1985 movie starring Tim Curry.
You nibble the nibbled beanstalk. It nibbles you back. You feel excited. Peter Molyneux opens the window of the hut and beckons you inside. A giant falls from the sky and lands on the kow, squashing it unpleasantly. The maiden wretches into the bucket. The narrator announces he's going to bed.
You happen on a scene of utter carnage. There's what appears to be deep-fried hippo mixed with Kow, and some bint. You thoughtfully nibble on this while eyeing a giant pocket watch. Peter Molyneux turns up and tells you this entire scene can be interacted with. You don't believe him.
GO NORTH WITH MOLYNEUX AND HIPPOKOW
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You encounter an outrageously annoying spectre of a wannabe games journalist who keeps moaning about how ghastly Edge is. Â You cannot progress until you defeat him.
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I think you have ideas to succeed but i don't really see the article after article being pushed out there by Prankster Productions, I don't see you proving yourself by saying - well this month I penned 10 articles on gaming and the like and here are the links.Â
 Read them, tell me what you think. Fuck you if you don't like them.
 Next month there will be another 10 and I'm speaking to etc etc etc.
  I'm doing it whether you guys think I'm a joke or not. I'm going somewhere.
  Then you have a site that people might start to find out a bit more about your writing style, start to like how you write, not necessarily what its about, AND will read you for your views and thoughts on certain matters.
Sometimes here. Sometimes Lurk. Occasionally writes a bad opinion then deletes it before posting..
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