monkey wrote:Most issues to do with rudeness and selfishness should be resolved through meting out similar but much worse punishments. Someone plays shit music on a train through shit tinny speakers, make them listen to Bewitched for 24 hours in a locked room. Someone doesn't thank you for holding a door, all doors must then be subsequently slammed in their face. Someone farts too much on purpose, shit in their mouth etc.
afgavinstan wrote:There's a regular of ours that is possibly the worst-smelling person I've ever came across. He looks like Andre The Giant's swamp uncle, and leaves an actual scent behind him in the shop for a good few minutes. It's like cat piss and out of date milk, mixed in with a charity shop. To the power of FUCK. I actually think he should be put down. Taken out back and cattlegunned to the next smelly life. "Aw but that's a sin, Gav. He doesn't know! Maybe he doesn't have family or friends to tell him!" Nope. Don't care. No sympathy. No excuse for lack of basic washing.
Yossarian wrote:Presuming that everyone has the same skills and abilities as you is a no-no as far as I'm concerned.hylian_elf wrote:Mouth open or closed, you should control it and slowly let out gas without making sound. If I can do it, anyone can.
I think every game shop has at least one of those.afgavinstan wrote:There's a regular of ours that is possibly the worst-smelling person I've ever came across. He looks like Andre The Giant's swamp uncle, and leaves an actual scent behind him in the shop for a good few minutes. It's like cat piss and out of date milk, mixed in with a charity shop. To the power of FUCK. I actually think he should be put down. Taken out back and cattlegunned to the next smelly life. "Aw but that's a sin, Gav. He doesn't know! Maybe he doesn't have family or friends to tell him!" Nope. Don't care. No sympathy. No excuse for lack of basic washing.
hylian_elf wrote:True. I shouldn't expect everyone to have the ability to see how great Half Life 2 is.Presuming that everyone has the same skills and abilities as you is a no-no as far as I'm concerned.Mouth open or closed, you should control it and slowly let out gas without making sound. If I can do it, anyone can.
Skerret wrote:Ooh that's one for me.GurtTractor wrote:The cleaners should of knocked.
[space]Skerret wrote:Ooh, that's one for me.GurtTractor wrote:The cleaners should of knocked.
Moot_Geeza wrote:but within seconds I was working the lever myself after she spun it round in expectation
N'aw git out of it.Escape wrote:[space] Yes.Skerret wrote:Ooh, that's one for me.GurtTractor wrote:The cleaners should of knocked.Moot_Geeza wrote:but within seconds I was working the lever myself after she spun it round in expectation
JonB wrote:I think every game shop has at least one of those.afgavinstan wrote:There's a regular of ours that is possibly the worst-smelling person I've ever came across. He looks like Andre The Giant's swamp uncle, and leaves an actual scent behind him in the shop for a good few minutes. It's like cat piss and out of date milk, mixed in with a charity shop. To the power of FUCK. I actually think he should be put down. Taken out back and cattlegunned to the next smelly life. "Aw but that's a sin, Gav. He doesn't know! Maybe he doesn't have family or friends to tell him!" Nope. Don't care. No sympathy. No excuse for lack of basic washing.
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