Right after the module on ‘15 reasons why just fucking asking people stuff is better than spending five hours on Google’.

My employers continue to be bolloxes.  After going on for 9 months about how the boss can't imagine being fully working in the office, plans were afoot to get us back in on a three days in the office basis.  That was three days in the office, regardless of your contracted hours (so three-days-a-weekers would be in the office on all three days).  A colleague thought this was unfair, went to her line manager and mentioned getting the union involved.  One meeting with HR later and instead of resolving the issue like adults (pro rate to the nearest day, for example) we're all in 5 days a week.  

Our leadership is lazy and petty beyond belief.

I know it's not the point but I've seen a few viral tweets like that recently where the tweeter is shilling the same weird projector and orange dog lamp in the first few replays.

I assume it's a scam and they've stolen the tweet

Oh yeah maybe, I hadn't considered that

It was the elephant in the room.

After a really tough year things have gone absolutely mental in my game.
Freelance is normally feast and famine but this is nuts. Full starvation followed by a king's feast.

Aside from that I had a call earlier which sort of turned into an informal interview for a perm role and I think I pretty much got offered a job. The call ended with me telling the owner of this bloody multinational company to draw up a job synopsis and we can have a talk about what salary I would be looking at.
I always said I wouldnt go perm again unless it was right and this job ticks every box.
I can work wherever I want, pick my software and hardware. I'll be starting the in-house visualisation department, just me at first but the guy was all about growth and potential to build a team.

Just the salary to decide now. The odd thing is I wouldnt have applied if I read the job ad properly as the advertised salary was way low. However the guy said he was looking for a junior on that low salary that he could grow but after being blown away by my work he decided its worth paying to get me instead. We discussed ballpark figures but I want to push so I'm not thinking about it for at least a few years.

I'm really not used to being in this position but happy to be in it. Hopefully we can align on salary.

Sounds good mate. Fingers crossed it all comes together.

Best of luck, Temps.

Aye, good luck mate. All sounds promising.

Yes Tempy, sounds great, never rains it pours, made up for you

Good luck Tempy.

Fingers and toes crossed; best of luck!

Simpsons suck

Second one closer

So fucking close