I don't want the ticket as I already have one. If no-one else takes this, meet me and the girlfriend for a drink. If someone else takes this, you should both meet me and the girlfriend for a drink.
If I still lived in London I would be all over this like a nasty rash. The GYBE ticket that is. A beer with Yoss and Mrs. Yoss would also be nice, but perhaps not quite as culturally essential. I could be wrong on that. I do agree with Yoss tho, for the sake of this community's reputation someone has to snap this up ASAP.
That was awkward and unsettling, never post anything like it again.